DNS host is being flooded. CH will be up and down.

Not yet, but she's in her way.

she looks so hot these days, back to peak form

>>2
How?

Sooner or later, she will eventually have lolita lesbian sex with her friends.

>>5
"Later" Lolita lesbian sex, despite a high score on the alliteration scale, also scores high on "risk of oxymoron".
I.e. there's a pretty short "sell by" date on "Lolitas". For by-the-book Nabokovians, Lia's already past it by half a decade, and even in the looser, wider sense that the term's acquired, 18 is pushing it a bit.

>>6

They mean the fashion 'lolita'.

Oh please, implying she's a lesbian from one incident. We all straight here. We just accommodating.

>>9

Even looking at another girl makes you a raving dyke with her tounge firmly lodged up Ellen Degeneres' snatch.

Or so most guys think.

>>9

what incident

>>9

>We all straight here.

Ofc I'm not going to just tell everyone, you were talking about lolita lesbians, I referenced an incident, do you need details? You know you'd rather use your imaginations anyway, I'm no oil painting guiz.

as i understand this thread, the op has limited brain functionality and is either the guy who thought loli/guest/dolores/kathy was called ophelia the other day, or he's just posting dumb shit. >>9 thinks >>1 is actually basing it off something ophelia actually did, but to my knowledge nobody here really knows much about ophelia or what she's been up to lately. is that right?

>>14

You must be a newfag who is unable to read a thread correctly, which is pretty ironic.

>>14
apart from lia being one of my best friends yeah.

>I'm no oil painting guiz.

I'd wreck it, jus' sayin'.

>>17
LOL hi lia. <3

Seems legit.

lia's done stuff with girls before, so what?

>>20
wh-whats it like

All lolitas have lesbian sex it's obviously what the subculture is about.

>>19

:( wish this was actually lia, would love to see some similar pics <333

>>23
Pay them in brand.

>>24

I honestly would pay.

>>25
How much?

>>26
For a live show show, who knows?

>>27
alex paid ravrav thousands. are you as much of a man as alex?

>>28
I think $300 is the going rate.

>>29
Lol, I take it that's each?

>>30
Obviously.

>>27
Why not pre-recorded?

Why not actually ask her?

>>33
Why not read this? If shes not game then she can say no here and save embarassmant.

>>34
why you all gotta be pickin on gorgeous lia for? what looking at her beauty is not enough for you all and now you wanna try to see her making out with other hot females. lia is so hot does it really matter if she enjoys laying carpet or not. also were can i get some pants like in the picture?

>>34
It's not like you have to send your name and address when you ask.

i heard Ophelia has advanced creepy internet stalking skills and will track you down and make an example out of whoever questions her

>>37
that's odd, I heard that was bell

>>37
Don't make his fear of asking women things anon even worse.

>>39
I don't understand the big deal, he can just go on her tumblr and ask her anon. I don't see why she wouldn't consider it.

>>38
as a members of the secret loli army im sure Ophelia has no trouble getting servants to take the fall for her.

>>41
Take the fall for what?

>>42
are you serious? it is very obvious as to what her plans are.

>>43
what are they then? take what fall? i seriously dont know. not the anon you're replying to

>>44
but i dont want to be punished for betraying her as she may have some allegiance with the unmentionable secret loli army. the only reason why i am mentioning this much is because i figured out a trick that helps me resist her secret organizations unstoppable force.

None of this shit is a reason for not asking an anon question!

>>45

What secret loli army?

>>45
What the fuckity fuck.

If there's a secret loli army and I wasn't invited I'm gonna be pissed.

>>46
dude im telling you dont do it!!!!! Ophilia will track you down herself and either show up at your door or have one of her minions do it for her and im warning you if you lay eyes on one of them you will have no choice but to obey. Ophilia will make you her bitch if she so feels like it.

>>50
Do I count as a minion? Fuck that shit I ain't turnin up at no one's door.

>>51
i have no idea who you are but i suspect that you are just trying to trick me into looking at you so i can fall to the overwhelming might of cracky and her followers. nice try though but you are not gonna get to me that easily

>>49>>48>>47
just some retard from .71 obsessed with dolores

>>53

We're talking about loli as in lolita.

>>52
Mate, if you looked at me, your face would crack in two and the contents spill forth. I am not a loli-loli.

>>55
are you a male?

>>56

>states she's Ophelia's lolita friend.
>MUST BE MALE

>>56
oh god I lol'd

no. no I am not a male. o dear.

>>53
oh that explains alot!!! my point is proven. once you look at a member of that secret army you have already started losing the battle. i recommend never making eye contact with any of those females because once you do you are finished.. you will become thier slave. just black out your windows and peep hole and never ever answer the door. if you answer the door they can just very well walk in with no resistance from you and you will end up giving them your keys and shoes and what ever else you think they want without even asking for it

>>58
if i ever hear my name called out on the streets i will run in the opposite direction just to avoid life long servitude to the all powerful force

le female

>>61
im warning you!!! you better stop that!!!! if i manage to get a untapped line i will report you to the pentagon and inform them of your alls plans at global domination through non violence!!!!

>>61
You whore.

>>63

le trololol

>>54
nah, it's this guy from tinychat, always goes on about "loli's army" talking about dolores, then gets upset when he scares her off.

>>65
You don't get this. Ophelia and Dolores are not the same person.

>>66
I know, but I'm saying you guys are talking about lolita, this guy is actually talking about loli-chan, because it's the same guy from tiny chat that goes on and on about her and "loli's army" constantly.

>>66
well i definatly know who Lia is!!! and i recognize Dolores even though she is trying to conceal her real identity!!! but back to the subject at hand your constant responses are more then likey an attempt to get me to drop my guard so you or one of your buddies can get some kind of mind control over me through your alls excellent breeding of the most superior good looking dna!!!!

>>68
where's the dolly in this thread?

>>68

>>71

>>72
Those eyes look so huge!

>>72

>>73
Eye makeup, camera angles and careless rotation can have dramatic effects!

>>75
Picking one bad photo of someone and basing your opinion on that well ok then.

>>75
Also the shape size in that one is really off.

>>77
Not the best. Found it tough to morph with the available source material.

ok so today is friday the 13th and in 13 weeks more it will be friday the 13th and again 13 weeks after that... needles to say im a bit scared as to what the hot members of that one alegance have planed for such an evil day.. so i rubbed an even thicker layer of vaseline then normal onto my extra dark sunglasses before i refreshed this thread in an attempt to avoid looking at any hot chic here and falling into the secret armies power..... i noticed a colorful bluish blurr and im assuming it is Lia... she already has me slightly hooked but i have quick reflexes and a strong will and i am not yet fully under her power...... but my question is... is she looking super extra hot today?

>>79
No, she looks like total shit, that picture is a trainwreck. You should look, anon, it's your only chance to see what she looks like without being put under her spell. I am srs

>>80
your such a little liar!!! Even on her worst day Lia is of such perfection her beauty sexiness and utter perfection would still shine through.

>>80
you are one of them arent you? so i suppose your DNA has also been genetically altered by the blessed dark angel so that your skin gives of highly pleasant smelling molecules that are more addictive then crack and heroin but more soothing then anything know to mankind. i know all about your type!!! all you members of the secret army are all the same!!!! genetically manipulated to conquer the world!!!

>>82

Sup Kenji?

>>81
You can't know how she looks from day to day.

>>83
you wish! like i said i have techniques to keep my self from falling under your alls powers. also i suspect kenji has been conquered

>>84
yet another febal attempt to catch me of guard.... i must admit though that you are becoming more and more clever. and yeas i do know exactly how she looks every single day!!!! would you like me to prove it?

>>86
Yes.

>>81
Eesh, dude, calm down, I was just having a bit of a troll with Crazy-chan up there.

>>87
Fine!!! i would rather not point out the one fatal flaw that has been made which allows me to know exactly what Lia looks like from day to day but i see no other choice... the one fatal flaw is that Lia along with cracky's other minions are just way to perfect!!! and no matter how bad Lia's bed head is or how not perfect her make up is Lia will still look wonderful!!! i could post picture after picture just to prove my point of how she never looks horrid but an easier way would just for me to tell you to prove me wrong!!!! post pictures that prove me wrong!!!! i doubt you can!!!! and this is how i know what Lia looks like every day!!!! Lia is a fabulous little angel!!!!

this thread is dildos

>>90
You can see the shocked desire for that object in her face. I wonder if sex-shops have changing rooms, in which one can try their items on for size, so to speak.

>>91
None of the ones I've been to (including Ann Summers, pictured).

>>91
i dream of a day when a man can walk into a shop and find a huge variety of sex toys for guys, fleshlights, tenga eggs, cockrings. they probably have places like that in japan already.

>>93
There is a male section in Ann Summers.

>>91
I think you can exchange them if they aren't right once you've tried them.

>>91
fapfapfap

>>90

Fukken Saved.

>>98
<3 her furs
its beautiful

>>98

Getting warmer.

>>100
Warmer to what?

>>98

"you put it in your mouth you've bought it"

>>95

You can't. I've tried...

>>101
The type of fetish(es) I'm fond of.

Strangulation.

aids

>>106

Omg, mero has aids. Shocker. I specifically warned him about having the sex with drug addict monkeys and then eating their brains, but oh, no he just wouldn't listen.

>>105
You can't buy that in a shop of any kind.

>>108
You would be surprised at what money can get you.

>>89
so i take it i proved my point about how all these hot female Cracky minions trick unsuspecting guys to look at them and get hooked.... i told every single one of you what they are up to.. also i asked if anyone could point out a picture of were Lia looks awful but instead the subject gets changed to talk about Lia looking extra fabulous and something about here and sex toys... i still did not look at her pictures.... i will not be tricked into falling under the power of these genetically superior females who are Cracky minions!!! i say we males have to stand up for ourselves and join the revolution!!! even if it is a losing battle against the great power of Cracky!!! us males should not give in so easy to the all powerful force!!!!

she certainly looks better than her e-friends on facebook who cosplay and look ugly as fuck

>>112
I agree so hard it hurts HAHAHA

>>111
i hate Lia so much for tricking me into looking at her picture by dressing in black and white and making me think i was going to see a sexy french maid who i could just love and leave but ohhh no it had to be gorgeous Lia with a sad look and now i just want to give her hugs and candy.... i feel myself slipping into the power of the secret army.... well played Lia well played.... well time for me to go pull off a few of my finger nails in hopes to repress these feelings of servitude towards a Cracky minion

I hope this is troll.

>>115
im not sorry to say i am no troll i just am highly disceplined ni the art of resisting the army of the dark ones... i have been in training for years and the resistance is growing. Cracky's minions are not going to have an easy battle!!! i shall resist

>>116
how old are you?

>>117
why do you ask??? is it because you are ready to say im acting like a five year old??? is it because you know im right and you dont want to admit it and you just want to accuse me of acting immature just to make it look like i do not know what i am talking about??? you would like that wouldnt you??? i bet you are one of them!!!!

>>118
actually I just wondered how old you were. I mean, older people are probably more susceptible to Their ways.

>>120
i highly doubt age has anything to do with susceptibility to "their" powers.... once "they" get you hooked you are hooked for life... this was actually talked about in the resistances meeting last night... yes the resistance has meetings and we gather in the deepest darkest corners in ally ways and tree groves.... be it 20 or 90 years of age... age does not matter when dealing with the dark forces of cracky's out reached arms

>>119
Such a beautiful haircut!

Strong thread

>>122
nice haircut blah blah blah..... what you think just because i feel for soldier Lia's trickery into making me think she was a french maid you think i have hopelessly fallen deep within her mind controlling power??? i think not!!! yes yes my will did get weakened when i looked at her but i already know!!!! yes i know what you are all about!!!! this is why i only view Crackyhouse after i have prepared myself to withstand you all genetically enhanced perfect sirens of darkness and bliss... i have faith that as long as i have vice grips and other metal clamps i can clamp down onto my tendons and other various parts of my body to cause me great discomfort and pain i shall be safe from the evil powers of the beautiful ones while i keep an eye on your alls activities... you think im kidding dont you.... and just to let you know the talk of "ohhh what a beautiful haircut" is a nice try to get me to look at What i assume will be Lia if i reenabled images on my browser but no i refuse to look at her!!!!! viva la resistance!!!!

Pro Tip:
Cracky's power is far reaching and her minions are everywhere.... to those of you who are not fully in her power yet can you not hear your name whispered as they call out to you when you are out in public?

>>124
There's something wrong with you. You're all angry. You've got no charm or charisma. You're just violence in a toolbelt.

>>125
listen!!! listen my brothers and your eyes will be opened

>>126
you're just mad because you know i know to only eat bland food that is neither colorful or can be accessioned and made to look pretty... i know all the ingredients that give food any flare is tainted with Cracky's secret chemicals that lower peoples resistance to her secret militia of beautiful wonders of unnatural nature

>>128

>>129
dont be trying to assume the resistance has undercover brothers working on infiltrating the highest levels of Cracky's organization

the little bubble things in colorful boba tea makes people more susceptible to Lia's control techniques

More sinister than you think.

>>132
You see that red one? That's fucking watermelon, bro. That shit is fucking delicious.

>>132
the mind control drugs are made mostly of the dna from the person who is targeting you... fortunately their dna is so fantastically fashion sensible that it adds color to anything it is added to as you can see the two drinks on the right are heavily laced with that genetically modified dna while the drink on the right would be safe to drink if the colored fruit on the top and the Lia mind control bubbles on the bottom were avoided at all costs... see how plain and drab the middle of that drink is? like i said plan colorless drab food is all i eat just to avoid being enslaved by the lolitas

and then you have this person >>133 trying to influence people into drinking the colorful drink

>>133
I tried bubble-tea. I thought it was disgusting.
Never again am I drinking anything suggested by women.

>>136
be careful though... if them women see you are not doing as they suggest they might try reverse psychology on you... it is better to stick with horrid colored food and drinks... remeber if it looks gross and disgusting it is a good chance that it will be untainted from mind control drugs

>>136
Your loss my friend, I will eat all the bubbles.

>>137
this is also important.... watch out for food that is of a disgusting color combination especially if the individual colors look good on their own... i have had reports of lolitas purposely mismatching colors with one another and acting bitchy like if they didnt do it on purpose just to try to get a person to consume their mind control drugs

>>139

what's a lolita

>>138
dont act like it is a secret that you and others from the secret army are immune to your alls genetically modified mind control dna!!! i suspect that you consume it freely as a way to strengthen and enhance your powers to control unsuspecting males

>>140
gee why dont you ask Lia? oh wait im sure she would deny she knew anything about it as well wouldnt she!!! <<< notice i didnt put a question mark

>>141
no seriously, what is YOUR crazy ass definition of a lolita.

>>143
you are just trying to get into my head so you can find a weakness for you to attack and make me subservient... so under cracky i know about the lolita army and the loli army... what branch under cracky do you serve??? or will you just deny that you have any idea what i am talking about???

>>144
he's got you there, mousie

>>145
like i said.... i eat only bland unintersting food that has no flare or style of fashion since... it keeps my mind clear and focused and untainted from genetically perfect dna that ultimatly of cracky orgin

>>146
and just because all her minions are derived from Cracky dna does not mean that all her minions are exact clones of cracky!!! Cracky's dna is odd like that.... all Cracky's minions are derived from cracky dna but each and every minion has its own special power

>>145

I uh

no I

LOOKS LIKE MOUSIE'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

>>147
her minions do not look like they are related to one another and they only way you can tell if it is a Cracky minion is by thier superb fashion scence or by thier pissy attitude if they dressed in a hurry and did not match their clothes properly

>>149
the truth hurts dosent it.... like i said... i am on to you all and wont give up without a fight

>>150

We'll just rape you.

>>151
you might succesfully ravage and pillage my body but you will never conquer my mind!!!

>>152

That wasn't a no
Well I guess that means it's consensual

>>152
Die Gedanken sind frei!

>>153
i swear to god if you touch me you will suffer!!!! i will mix your forks with your spoons and turn 50% of your clean glasses in your cabinet the other way around and i will mismatch all your socks if i get the chance to!!!!

>>155

Mate I don't give a fuck, now strip, it's Penis Inspection Day.

>>156
being bossy usually works on me but not this time!!!! your powers are weak on me!!! while my powers of resisting to the secrete army have grown!!!

>>157
It's not working because I'm not one of them, faggot, I'm a man.

>>158
Lol dropped mah name

>>158>>159
although my powers of resisting the secret army exist they are not all that strong as Cracky's minions are great!!! stop trying to confuse me!!! if you make my to suseptable to the powers of "them" i will do my best to run and hide until i regain control over my own mind!!!

>>160
implying you have control over your own mind, you crazy fuck

I know you are a troll but really, this is a fabulous persona. Exactly what you're scared to find on a forum for mad stalkers. :3

>>161
as long as i keep my mind pure i shall have control over myself... you should just give up your attempts to convert me to servant of thou dark god named Cracky and her ungodly minions!!!

>>162

But you're already a servant. We want you to panic, we want you to act like a mad sonofabitch.

>>163
{deep breath} 10... 9.... 8..... 7....

>>165
6... 5... 4.... 3.... 2... 1... ahhh peace and serenity... Cracky and Lia live on a different continent then i do and i shall not fear them... i shall have no fear... her minions can not possibly have any control over me as i have been so very careful.... they are just messing with my head trying to weaken me

>>166
why does the cracky community consistently draw in so many schizophrenics such as yourself?

>>167
i was totally normal until i opened my eyes to the way of the Cracky and stood up for myself by refusing to be repressed and led like cattle so that the "higher power" can do things to me and make me take just it like they do to all the other "lesser" people just so that "they" could bask in their power and great feeling of enslaving the masses!!! see i was considered normal until i started pointing out the obvious enslavement being done by the secret army and all of a sudden minions of the dark queen talk amongst them selves and came up with a word to label me... a word that will surly be assumed by the ignorant masses as describing me as being mentally unfit and therefore make it seem as if i do not know what i am talking about..

>>168
ok something may be mentally wrong with me if i am bitching about being enslaved by beautiful minions of cracky... but dammit!!! its just that everybody acts like they dont know what is happening right in front of their faces!!!

>>164
so like what... is nobody going to comment on this picture??? i still have images disabled in my browser so i wont risk falling for Lia if i gaze upon her.... someone please atleast give me a clue about what this picture is of???

>>170
It's a recent picture of cracky holding a sign that gives her address, phone number, information, etc.

>>171
ಠ H8 u for trying to trick me in such a mean way!!!! i know for a fact Cracky's Phone number and address is impossible to find!!!! Cracky lives in the deepest darkest nether regions of her dark empire!!!

drug bag fuck

owl hat

mido

too much makeup

>>176
It's not like she's orange.

orange = too much tanning

learn2makeup

I still see no problem.

>>175
Her facebook page?

is it true she never shows her boobs because she is a Nazi?

>>181
What does Nazism have to do with not getting your tits out?

>>181

>implying she hasn't

>>181

She's actually got hitler tattoo'd on both breasts with her nipples where his mouth should be

real talk

>>184
She even has him on her butt.

>>183
has she done it lately? no!
sorry to say but Lia might be one

>>186
Having a nazi relative does not make you a nazi.

itt

>>188
nostalgia hard.

Some of you people tire me.

>>187
so i guess me having three dollars doesn't mean i have three dollars?

>>191
Your logic and reasoning is flawless.

>>191
my friends indian mom bang my friends indian dad and 9 months later gave birth to my friend but my friend is not an indian... he is a "native american"

>>193
That helped to clear up so much!

>>194
the father of my father is my fathers father... im just saying..... cough cough cou-Nazi-gh

>>195
herp derp herp derp